Blondes...

(no racial sterotyping or sexually explicit language please)

Re: Blondes...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 14, 2018 12:04 pm

A blonde is walking down the street and stops a man to ask for the time.

The man, looking at his watch, helpfully responds "Why, certainly! The time is now four o'clock".

The blonde scratches her head and says "You know, it's really weird. I've been asking people that question all day long, and each time
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I get a different answer!"
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Re: Blondes...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:46 am

Two blondes won a joy ride in a helicopter.

As they reached maximum altitude one turned to the other and said "I hope nothing goes wrong, have they got enough fuel?"

The other responded "I hope so too, imagine if they ran out, we'd be stuck up here forever!"
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Re: Blondes...

Postby dutchman » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:22 pm

:lol:
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Re: Blondes...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:05 am

A blonde came up to the librarian and yelled "This book sucks! There's way too many characters and the story makes no sense!"

The librarian said "Ahhh so you're the one
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who took our phone book".
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Re: Blondes...

Postby Melisandre » Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:51 pm

:lol:
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Re: Blondes...

Postby dutchman » Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:35 pm

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Re: Blondes...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:00 am

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Re: Blondes...

Postby Melisandre » Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:15 am

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Re: Blondes...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 05, 2019 10:11 am

Two young blonde women were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green.

Each hit their ball anyway.

When they walked to the green, they discovered one ball about three feet from the cup, while the other ball somehow had gone directly in.

The blondes tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since they were both using Dunlop number threes.

Unable to decide, they returned to the Club House and asked the golf pro for a ruling.

After hearing their story and congratulating them both on their superb shots under such adverse conditions the pro asked "Okay, so who was
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playing the yellow ball?"
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Re: Blondes...

Postby dutchman » Fri Jul 05, 2019 3:12 pm

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