Blondes...

[rebbonk]

A blonde is walking down the street and stops a man to ask for the time.

The man, looking at his watch, helpfully responds "Why, certainly! The time is now four o'clock".

The blonde scratches her head and says "You know, it's really weird. I've been asking people that question all day long, and each time

Spoiler:

I get a different answer!"

[rebbonk]

Two blondes won a joy ride in a helicopter.

As they reached maximum altitude one turned to the other and said "I hope nothing goes wrong, have they got enough fuel?"

The other responded "I hope so too, imagine if they ran out, we'd be stuck up here forever!"

[dutchman]

[rebbonk]

A blonde came up to the librarian and yelled "This book sucks! There's way too many characters and the story makes no sense!"

The librarian said "Ahhh so you're the one

Spoiler:

who took our phone book".

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]

[rebbonk]

[Melisandre]

[rebbonk]

Two young blonde women were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green.

Each hit their ball anyway.

When they walked to the green, they discovered one ball about three feet from the cup, while the other ball somehow had gone directly in.

The blondes tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since they were both using Dunlop number threes.

Unable to decide, they returned to the Club House and asked the golf pro for a ruling.

After hearing their story and congratulating them both on their superb shots under such adverse conditions the pro asked "Okay, so who was

Spoiler:

playing the yellow ball?"

[dutchman]