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New car

Postby rebbonk » Wed Oct 12, 2022 11:47 am

Car Salesman: Thank you for choosing the brand new model, if you fill out these forms we can put you on the waiting list.

Customer: How long is the wait?

Car Salesman: Oh it's not too bad. Only three years.

Customer: So I can expect delivery on this date in three years?

Car Salesman: exactly sir

Customer: morning or afternoon?

Car Salesman: Why does that matter?

Customer:
Spoiler:
I have a dentist appointment in the morning.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: New car

Postby dutchman » Wed Oct 12, 2022 11:57 pm

:lol:
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