New car

Car Salesman: Thank you for choosing the brand new model, if you fill out these forms we can put you on the waiting list.

Customer: How long is the wait?

Car Salesman: Oh it's not too bad. Only three years.

Customer: So I can expect delivery on this date in three years?

Car Salesman: exactly sir

Customer: morning or afternoon?

Car Salesman: Why does that matter?

Customer:

Spoiler:

I have a dentist appointment in the morning.