Vic

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Vic

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:40 am

A lorry carrying Vic vapour rub has crashed on the M1.

Apparently, the lorry spilled its' load over all 3 southbound lanes.

A Police officer at the scene is reported to have said, "Don't worry, every-thing's OK.
Spoiler:
There's no congestion."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72063
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Re: Vic

Postby dutchman » Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:44 am

A Domestos tanker overturned outside St John's chruch this evening.

Spoiler:
The driver has been charged with a bleach of the priest.
User avatar
dutchman
Site Admin
 
Posts: 57249
Joined: Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:24 am
Location: Spon End


Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests

  • Ads