Vic

A lorry carrying Vic vapour rub has crashed on the M1.

Apparently, the lorry spilled its' load over all 3 southbound lanes.

A Police officer at the scene is reported to have said, "Don't worry, every-thing's OK.

Spoiler:

There's no congestion."

A Domestos tanker overturned outside St John's chruch this evening.

Spoiler:

The driver has been charged with a bleach of the priest.