What would you say...

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What would you say...

Postby rebbonk » Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:18 am

I went up to a homeless man as I came out of a pub last night and said: "What would you say if I asked you to come back to my house for a few drinks and a 3-course meal in front of the fireplace?"

"I'd say yes" he replied.

"Exactly!" I said, shaking my head and walking away
Spoiler:
"Just what is wrong with women these days?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: What would you say...

Postby Melisandre » Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:46 am

:lol:
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