Breaking up

[rebbonk]

A husband and wife were having problems and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to court to finalise their breakup.

The judge asked the husband, "What had brought you to this point where you are unable to keep this marriage together?"

The husband replied, "In the six weeks we have been together, we have not been able to agree on a single thing".

Spoiler:

"Seven weeks!" the wife said.

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]

Typical woman!