"God what have I done to deserve this? My wife left me, I've lost my job, I don't know what to do please help me" he says.
God suddenly appears in front of him and says "Son, don't worry I'll tell you what to do and all your problems will be solved. You have to get every last dollar that you have left, go to Las Vegas and put it on one blackjack hand".
The gambler, awe-stricken, obliged and went to the bank, got every last Penny and went to Vegas.
He sits down at the first table he sees and puts down all his money.
"Don't worry" God says "It'll all be ok".
The dealer gives him 18 and God tells the gambler to hit.
The gambler knows he shouldn't but obliges since it's God.
The dealer gives him a 2, and the God tells the gambler to hit once again.
"That's insane. I have 20" says the gambler, but God says "Trust me son".
And so the gambler says “alright” and gets another card.
The dealer gives him a 5 and he's now bust.
The gambler, perplexed, looks up.
God goes
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