Scales

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Scales

Postby rebbonk » Thu Apr 09, 2020 11:40 am

I went to visit my mum last night, we were watching, 'Who are you calling fat?' on BBC One.

I said, "That reminds me, mum, our Sue has been on a diet this week, she wants to come and use your scales."

"That's okay," She said, "Do you think she'll be round in the morning?"

"Yeah, I guess so," I replied,
Spoiler:
"you can't lose weight that fast."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Scales

Postby Melisandre » Thu Apr 09, 2020 4:24 pm

:lol:
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