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Neighbour

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 08, 2020 11:56 am

My Scottish neighbour was in his garden this morning playing the bagpipes.

I said, 'Do you do requests?'

He replied, 'I sure do.'

'Great,' I said. 'Can you
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shut the :censored: up?'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Neighbour

Postby Melisandre » Wed Apr 08, 2020 4:14 pm

:lol:
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Re: Neighbour

Postby dutchman » Thu Apr 09, 2020 12:07 am

:lol:
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