A real Gent'

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A real Gent'

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 08, 2020 11:53 am

An elderly looking gentleman, (mid-eighties) very well dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good aftershave, presenting a well-looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady.

The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me,
Spoiler:
do I come here often?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: A real Gent'

Postby Melisandre » Wed Apr 08, 2020 4:11 pm

:lol:
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Re: A real Gent'

Postby dutchman » Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:08 pm

:lol:
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