Stopped by the police

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Stopped by the police

Postby rebbonk » Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:17 am

Visibility wasn't good the other day, and I got pulled over by a traffic cop whilst doing 70mph.

He asked, "What would you do if Mr. Fog came down suddenly?"

"I would put Mr. Foot on Mr. Brake," I sarcastically replied.

"Let me start again," he sighed, "What would you do if
Spoiler:
mist or fog came down suddenly?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72624
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Re: Stopped by the police

Postby Melisandre » Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:15 pm

:D
User avatar
Melisandre
 
Posts: 14096
Joined: Fri Oct 16, 2015 7:52 am

Re: Stopped by the police

Postby dutchman » Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:15 pm

:lol:
User avatar
dutchman
Site Admin
 
Posts: 57925
Joined: Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:24 am
Location: Spon End


Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests

  • Ads