Off to the pub

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Off to the pub

Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:40 am

I said to my son, "Where are you going?"

He said, "To the pub for a few then onto a club."

I said, "When I was nineteen I wasn't allowed to go to pubs or clubs."

He said, "Were the drinking laws different back then?"

I said, "No,
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Re: Off to the pub

Postby dutchman » Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:37 pm

:lol:
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Re: Off to the pub

Postby Melisandre » Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:46 pm

:lol:
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