Losing weight

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Losing weight

Postby rebbonk » Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:58 pm

A guy with a sausage sticking out of one ear, a pretzel out the other, and two nachos hanging out of his nostrils goes to see a doctor.

He says "Doc, I've been exercising like mad, but I can't seem to lose weight".

The doctor looks at him and says "And you never will until you
Spoiler:
start eating sensibly".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Losing weight

Postby Melisandre » Sun Mar 22, 2020 3:28 pm

:D
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