Parachute jump

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Parachute jump

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:04 pm

My wife's just been checking to see if she has everything ready for her first solo parachute jump tomorrow.

I said, "Have you got a spare pair of knickers with you?"

"What, in case I sh*t myself?" She replied with a laugh.

"No". I said, "In case
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your main chute doesn't open".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Parachute jump

Postby Melisandre » Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:56 pm

:lol:
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Re: Parachute jump

Postby dutchman » Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:53 pm

:lol:
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