Like my ex-wife

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Like my ex-wife

Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:03 pm

I leant over to the woman next to me at the bar and said, "Hey gorgeous, you look a lot like my ex-wife."

"S*d off, you loser", she replied.

"Sh*t", I said,
Spoiler:
"you even sound like her."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Like my ex-wife

Postby Melisandre » Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:47 pm

:D
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