Into a bar...

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Into a bar...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Feb 19, 2020 12:19 pm

A Man walks into a bar with an amphibian on his shoulder.

The bartender says “What an interesting pet, what’s his name?”

“Tiny” the man replies.

“What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”

"Because
Spoiler:
he’s my newt."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Into a bar...

Postby Melisandre » Wed Feb 19, 2020 12:59 pm

:D
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Re: Into a bar...

Postby dutchman » Wed Feb 19, 2020 5:48 pm

:lol:
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