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Irish restaurant

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 16, 2020 12:51 pm

I was sat down at Mad Murphy's Irish restaurant when the waiter came to the table with my order

"Here's your chips and fish sir"

"It's fish and chips, not chips and fish" I said

"Oh, sorry sir", the waiter replied,
Spoiler:
"I must have the plate the wrong way round"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Irish restaurant

Postby Melisandre » Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:41 pm

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