Neighbour's daughter

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Neighbour's daughter

Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:09 am

My teenage son proudly told me that he had sex with the neighbour's daughter last night for the first time.

"Well done, son" I said "I hope you used something though?"

He replied "Yeah,
Spoiler:
a balaclava!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Neighbour's daughter

Postby dutchman » Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:44 pm

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