Steroids (bit naughty)

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The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids.

The team's performance soars.

They win the county and state championship until one day they are favoured to win nationals easily.

Penelope, a 16-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says "Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest".

"What?" the coach says in a panic "How far down does it go?"

She replies

Spoiler:

"Down to my testicles. That's something else I want to talk to you about".