Confession

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Confession

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:44 am

"I've got a confession to make," I said, "I punch women when I've had a drink."

"You absolute d*ckhead," she yelled, "You're a disgrace. I'd like to see you try that with me. Where do you think you're going?"

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"To get a drink," I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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