Reason to drink

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Reason to drink

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:03 am

A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas.

The bartender asked "What's wrong" and the guy says that he just found out that his younger son is gay. The bartender says he's sorry about it.

After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 tequilas. The bartender asked "What's wrong now" to which the guy responds that he found out that his older son was gay, too. The bartender says that he's sorry.

The guy returned a few days' later and ordered 20 tequilas. The bartender burst out "Isn't there anyone in your family likes women?"

The guy gets really upset and says "Yeah,
Spoiler:
my wife!!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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