Granddad

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Granddad

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 29, 2019 10:06 am

Had to put my granddad in a care home the earlier this month.

I phoned up the reception and said "hello, I'm just phoning up to see how my granddad is?"

The lady said "well a fish out of water comes to mind"

I said "Not settling in very well?"

She said "no
Spoiler:
he’s dead"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Granddad

Postby dutchman » Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:59 pm

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