Eskimo restaurant

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Eskimo restaurant

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 28, 2019 9:44 am

I went to an Eskimo restaurant in London and asked the waiter about the specials.

He said "We've got whale meat, whale meat, whale meat or we've got the Vera Lynn".

I said "What's the Vera Lynn?"

He said....

Spoiler:
"Whale meat again”
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Re: Eskimo restaurant

Postby dutchman » Sun Jul 28, 2019 10:50 pm

:lol:
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