David Beckham

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David Beckham

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:16 am

David Beckham gets into a taxi...

"Heathrow Airport please driver" he says

After about 10 minutes he spots the driver giving him a few looks in the rear view mirror. this happens continuously until they approach the airport.

Driver says "Come on mate, give us a clue..."

Beckham replies "Had a great career at Man Utd, Real Madrid, played in Italy and America, and won over 100 caps for England...."

Driver says
Spoiler:
"No you thick dope, what terminal?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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