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On the Dole

Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:47 am

A Scouser, hit by the recession, is wandering gloomily along the side of the Mersey, when he sees a guy drowning out in deep water.

He pulls off his shoes, jacket and trousers and dives in without hesitation.

He swims rapidly towards the drowning man with a small crowd urging him on.

As he gets near, the guy shouts. " :censored: off! I'm committing suicide."

The Scouser says. " Keep your voice down mate,
Spoiler:
I just want to know where you work."
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