Love child.

[Jock Strapp]

Saw yesterday that Rachel Riley of Come Dancing fame is going to have a 'Love child'. We had a different name in my young days. How would that work at a football match? Would we have to shout at the ref' Open your effing eyes you love child.

[rebbonk]

You wait until the kid keeps her up at night, it'll soon be a 'right little b@st@rd'!