Push up bra

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Push up bra

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:19 am

"Mum, I need to ask you for something?"

"Sure! What about?" replied mother.

"Well, I'm already fourteen and... I think it's just proper that I should own one".

"Own 'one' what?" mother asked suspiciously.

"Could you buy me a push up bra?"

"No".

"But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention".

"Nope".

"I think it would be just proper at my age..."

"I said no way...!"

"But all of my friends wear..."

Spoiler:
"Johnny! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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