Sailor (groaner)

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Sailor (groaner)

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jun 20, 2019 10:24 am

A sailor is blown off course by a storm and smashes into a small island. The next morning, he awakes on the beach.

The sand and sky are reddish and walking around in a daze, the sailor sees red birds, red grass, red trees,and red bananas. He is shocked to find that even his skin is red.

“Oh, no!” He exclaims.
Spoiler:
“I’m marooned"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Sailor (groaner)

Postby dutchman » Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:17 am

:lol:
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