Help from a biker

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Help from a biker

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:29 am

A Biker was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby homeless man who asked him for money to eat.

The man took out his wallet, took a 20 pound note out and asked, " if i give you that money, will you buy beer with it instead of eating?"

" No, I had to stop drinking years ago," replied the homeless man

" Will you spend this money for motorbike parts instead of eating?" asked the man.

" Are you crazy!" asked the homeless.man " I haven't had a motorbike for years!"

" Well, says the biker, I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'll take you home for a shower and a great meal prepared by my wife."

The homeless man was stunned. "Your wife is going to be peeved off at you if you bring me home"

The Biker Answers.......

" It's okay. The important thing is
Spoiler:
that she sees what a man looks like after he stops drinking and riding his bike."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Help from a biker

Postby dutchman » Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:41 pm

:lol:
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