Bad news

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Bad news

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:41 am

Dr O'Mahony tells his patient "I have bad news and worse news, John"

"Oh dear" John replies. "What's the bad news?"

The doctor replies: "You only have 24 hours to live"

"That's terrible" says the patient. "How can the other news possibly be worse?"

Dr O'Mahony replies:
Spoiler:
"I've been trying to contact you since yesterday"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Bad news

Postby Melisandre » Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:07 pm

:lol:
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Re: Bad news

Postby dutchman » Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:40 pm

:hysterical:
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