"Envy me? " he replied, "have you been listening? I have kids I never see, I'm bankrupt, I have a drink and drug problem, been in and out of jail, what on Earth have I got that you can possibly want? "he said.
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Envy
by rebbonk » Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:26 am
"I really envy you, " I said to this bloke who I'd been talking to in the pub.
"Envy me? " he replied, "have you been listening? I have kids I never see, I'm bankrupt, I have a drink and drug problem, been in and out of jail, what on Earth have I got that you can possibly want? "he said.
"Envy me? " he replied, "have you been listening? I have kids I never see, I'm bankrupt, I have a drink and drug problem, been in and out of jail, what on Earth have I got that you can possibly want? "he said.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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