I'm confused

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I'm confused

Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 11, 2019 12:29 pm

I went to the builders merchants this morning and came back confused!

I said “I need about 30 ft of guttering please.”

The assistant said “No No Sir it’s all metric now and has been for years, you’ll need to order by the Metre.”

"OK, I’ll have 10mtrs. How much will that be please?"
Spoiler:
“About a quid a foot mate"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: I'm confused

Postby Melisandre » Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:47 pm

:lol:
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Re: I'm confused

Postby dutchman » Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:44 am

:lol:
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