Exhumation

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Exhumation

Postby rebbonk » Sun Mar 03, 2019 9:58 am

I was having a stroll through the cemetery yesterday when I came across some council workers digging up a grave...

Being the nosy b*gger I am, I went over and said, "What's going on"...?

The guy in the hole said, "We're exhuming this body"...

I asked, "Oh, is it part of some ongoing murder investigation"...?

He replied, "No
Spoiler:
the Tory government have deemed him fit for work"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Exhumation

Postby Melisandre » Sun Mar 03, 2019 9:08 pm

:hysterical: that's about right.
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Re: Exhumation

Postby dutchman » Sun Mar 03, 2019 11:42 pm

:lol:
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