Old ladies

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Old ladies

Postby rebbonk » Sun Mar 03, 2019 9:56 am

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.

The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but
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Re: Old ladies

Postby Melisandre » Sun Mar 03, 2019 9:07 pm

:lol:
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