Making dinner

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Making dinner

Postby rebbonk » Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:59 am

I made dinner for my new girlfriend last night.

After the meal I said, "Those chips that you've just eaten actually came from my garden this morning."

"Wow!" she smiled, "I didn't know that you grew potatoes?"

I said, "I don't,
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some b*gger must've thrown them over the fence!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Making dinner

Postby Melisandre » Wed Feb 27, 2019 3:26 pm

:lol:
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Re: Making dinner

Postby dutchman » Thu Feb 28, 2019 12:32 am

:lol:
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