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Dying mother

Postby rebbonk » Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:37 am

My wife stormed down the stairs. "My Mother's up there dying, and you go and pull a stunt like that?"

"Sorry love. I just thought it would lighten the mood." I said.

"Lighten the bl**dy mood?" she screamed.
Spoiler:
"Where the hell did you get those vultures from anyway?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Dying mother

Postby Melisandre » Thu Feb 21, 2019 6:47 pm

:lol:
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Re: Dying mother

Postby dutchman » Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:18 pm

:hysterical:
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