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Him and her

Postby rebbonk » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:04 am

GIRL: Babe I want and really like these pair of shoes but I left my purse at home.

HIM : How much are they?

GIRL : £750...

HIM : Opens his wallet...

GIRL Excited...

HIM :
Spoiler:
Here's £10 take taxi and go fetch your purse I'll wait for you here...
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Him and her

Postby Melisandre » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:05 am

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