Safari park

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Safari park

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:27 am

Paddy was driving around a safari park looking at all the animals.

When he got to the gate he asked the keeper why giraffes had such long necks?

The keeper said ‘so they can see over high walls’

Paddy asks ‘where are the high walls then?’

The keeper replies
Spoiler:
‘waste of time building ‘em.’
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Safari park

Postby Melisandre » Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:35 pm

:lol:
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