Smoking

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Smoking

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:41 am

My two kids keep coughing so I took them to see the doctor today. "Do you smoke cigarettes in the house?" the doctor asked me. "Yes." I replied. "About 20 a day."

"That's terrible!" He said, shaking his head. "Your habit is probably affecting your children more than it's affecting you. My advice to you would be to give them up."

"Fair enough, doc." I said, shaking his hand,
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Re: Smoking

Postby Melisandre » Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:37 pm

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