Marksman

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Marksman

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:39 am

A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow.

"Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cried the duke. "I must find him!"

After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admitted that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the centre of all the targets.

"You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the middle, did you?" asked the Duke worriedly". "No my lord. I shot them from a hundred paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy".

"That is truly astonishing" said the Duke "I hereby admit you into my service".

The boy thanked him profusely.

"But I must ask one favour in return" the Duke continued. "You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot".

"Well" said the boy
Spoiler:
"first I fire the arrow at the tree... and then I paint the target around it".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Marksman

Postby Melisandre » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:22 pm

:lol:
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