Leaving

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Leaving

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:11 am

My wife got so mad at me that she packed my bags and told me to get out.

As I walked to the door she yelled "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death".

I turned around and said
Spoiler:
"So now you want me to stay?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Leaving

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jan 20, 2019 2:19 pm

:lol:
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