(no racial sterotyping or sexually explicit language please)


Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:18 am

The elevator in our building malfunctioned one day, leaving several of us stranded.

Seeing a sign that listed two emergency phone numbers, I dialled the first and explained our situation. After what seemed to be a very long silence, the voice on the other end said "I don't know what you expect me to do for you; I'm a psychologist".

"A psychologist?" I replied. "Your phone is listed here as an emergency number. Can't you help us?"

"Well," he finally responded in a measured tone.
"How do you feel about being stuck in an elevator?"
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Re: Elevator

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