Unicorn

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Unicorn

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:25 am

I said to Santa 'can I have a unicorn please?'

He said 'be realistic please'

'Ok' I said 'I want Wolves to beat Liverpool on 21st December.'

'Alright' said Santa.
Spoiler:
'What colour unicorn do you want?'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Unicorn

Postby Melisandre » Wed Dec 19, 2018 12:41 pm

:lol:
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