Paying up

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Paying up

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:12 am

When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note so I could complain to the manager, I did just as she had instructed.

After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should position my credit card.

Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

Damn it, they need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors
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Re: Paying up

Postby Melisandre » Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:02 pm

:lol:
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Re: Paying up

Postby dutchman » Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:34 pm

:lol:
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