Four letter words

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Four letter words

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 10, 2018 10:07 am

A young couple got married and went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back home the bride immediately called her mum, who lived three hours away.

"Well, darling" said her Mum "How was your honeymoon?"

"It was wonderful, and so romantic. We had a great time" said the bride, but as soon as we got home he started using really horrible language. Words I have never heard before. Really horrible four-letter words! You've got to come get me... PLEASE!"

Then the bride began to sob over the phone. "PLEASE, mum come get me!" begged the bride.

"But honey what did he say, what 4-letter words, you have to tell me what's troubling you" said her mum.

Still sobbing the bride said to her mother... "Words like...
Spoiler:
DUST, IRON, COOK, WASH!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Four letter words

Postby Melisandre » Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:41 am

:lol:
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