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Offering a hand

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:25 am

I've just seen a dwarf at Asda struggling to carry a plasma screen to his car, so I shouted over, "Do you want a hand with that TV mate".. ?

He said, " :censored: off,
Spoiler:
it’s a Kindle"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Offering a hand

Postby Melisandre » Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:09 pm

:lol:
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