Don't mess with the oldies

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Don't mess with the oldies

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:31 am

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three members of a motorcycle gang walked in.

The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter.

The second walked up to the old man and spat into the old man's milk, and then he took a seat at the counter.

The third walked up to the old man and turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.

Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either.
Spoiler:
He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Don't mess with the oldies

Postby pollyanna » Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:05 am

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