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Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:53 am

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display.

"Well, I have good news and bad news" the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings".

"That's wonderful" the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

Spoiler:
"The gentleman was your doctor".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Postby Melisandre » Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:13 pm

:lol:
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Postby dutchman » Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:34 pm

:hysterical:
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